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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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