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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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