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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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