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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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