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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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