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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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