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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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