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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What is this?

A square not.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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