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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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