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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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