Pictures:

What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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A paradigm.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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