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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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