Pictures:

What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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A tripod.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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