Pictures:

Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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