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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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A paradigm.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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