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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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