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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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