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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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