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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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