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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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