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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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