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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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