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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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