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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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