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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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