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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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