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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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