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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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