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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Akiva Lane
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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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