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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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