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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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