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An elevator pitch.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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