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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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