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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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