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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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