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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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