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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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