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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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