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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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