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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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