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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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