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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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