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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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