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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Akiva Lane
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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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