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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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