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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

1941

What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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