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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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