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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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