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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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