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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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