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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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It escapes me.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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