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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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