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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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