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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Akiva Lane
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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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