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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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