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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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