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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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