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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Akiva Lane
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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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