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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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