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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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