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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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